I'd welcome you inside my head, but I unscrewed it the other day and left it in the library. I presume its devouring all the books hungrily. I hope when it finished it will come home, but you really never know with these creatures of habit.
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
[insert joke about how many of them it takes to change a lightbulb or how many light bulbs it takes to change them]