I'd welcome you inside my head, but I unscrewed it the other day and left it in the library. I presume its devouring all the books hungrily. I hope when it finished it will come home, but you really never know with these creatures of habit.

 

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety)

train-hard-eat-healthy:

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

♡

train-hard-eat-healthy:

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

taco-marco:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

taco-marco:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

taco-marco:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

This has eleven thousand notes in under twelve hours.  My followers have multiplied twentyfold.  A fic has been written about me and my goddamn shopping cart.  Why.  Why does a tiny shopping cart instill such passion in the hearts of bloggers

fifteen days left!  Reblog to improve your chances of winning this eight dollar hunk of metal by one hundredth of a percent!  You know you want it.

i’m not even reblogging this because i want to win. i’m reblogging this because it feels like taking a part in history

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

image

[insert joke about how many of them it takes to change a lightbulb or how many light bulbs it takes to change them]

arabellesicardi:

ok im giving away a box of skincare and makeup bc i’m fed up now. i think this box has like $900 worth of stuff i don’t know i am not counting up and i’m not gonna inventory it, it is just stuff i have been planning on giving to people but i’ve been to lazy to do so 
u got some MAC, NAILS inc, MAKE, First Aid Beauty, NARS, PIXI, Clinique, OCC, Estee Lauder, Stila, maybe I will throw in INGLOT and smashbox and a candle and some face masks, i don’t…..care…..anymore…
u have 2 be usa based sorry i’m not paying for shipping anywhere else except for canada but then u have to pay for shipping. and only canada.
b followin me 
like this post
reblog this post (ONLY ONCE DON’T BE A FRIKKER)
thats it. u gotta do all these things 
even tho i say that u will probably not do all these things and i will have to spend like 2 hrs trying to figure out who really won. whatever
this giveaway ends monday at 12:01 am est 
go wild 
(obvi this tumblr is not endorsed by tumblr…blahblahblahblahablha)

arabella is the bomb (From Canada with fingers crossed)

arabellesicardi:

ok im giving away a box of skincare and makeup bc i’m fed up now. i think this box has like $900 worth of stuff i don’t know i am not counting up and i’m not gonna inventory it, it is just stuff i have been planning on giving to people but i’ve been to lazy to do so 

u got some MAC, NAILS inc, MAKE, First Aid Beauty, NARS, PIXI, Clinique, OCC, Estee Lauder, Stila, maybe I will throw in INGLOT and smashbox and a candle and some face masks, i don’t…..care…..anymore…

u have 2 be usa based sorry i’m not paying for shipping anywhere else except for canada but then u have to pay for shipping. and only canada.

  1. b followin me 
  2. like this post
  3. reblog this post (ONLY ONCE DON’T BE A FRIKKER)
  4. thats it. u gotta do all these things 
  5. even tho i say that u will probably not do all these things and i will have to spend like 2 hrs trying to figure out who really won. whatever

this giveaway ends monday at 12:01 am est 

go wild 

(obvi this tumblr is not endorsed by tumblr…blahblahblahblahablha)

arabella is the bomb (From Canada with fingers crossed)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrakion)